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Justin Bieber Heals the Deaf

“Every time they mention Justin Bieber or Taylor Lautner, 10,000 girls SCREAM here at Nickeodeon’s [sic] KCA … OMG they just slimed Katy Perry! Now Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus here at KCA. They are screaming so loud even I CAN HEAR IT!” —Marlee Matlin at the Kids’ Choice Awards [MarleeMatlin/Twitter via People]

“I love the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke’s] movie, it was one of my favorite movies of that year. Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw Twilight and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.” —M. Night Shyamalan [MTV]

“I don’t give a fuck about the late-night wars. You can quote me on that. I don’t even think that I do a late night show. What I do is I do a TV show that goes on late at night. If anybody thinks I’m part of all that, they haven’t seen my show for more than five fucking minutes. So my opinion about how the business is run is really meaningless. … What I think is that the wake-up call for me, when it all broke down between Conan and Jay and stuff, is that there was a lesson there about trying to be something you’re not. Jay was trying to be some primetime guy, and he’s not that. And Conan was trying to be this kind of corporate thing, and he ain’t that. … I don’t care about being a fucking late night-talk show host. What the fuck do I care? I swear to God, you must hear this if you don’t hear anything else: I genuinely don’t give a fuck. I do this show because I like doing it and they pay me good money to do it. I don’t define myself by being on fucking television. If you define yourself by being on television, you’re already fucking lost. And if they fire me, guess what, I’ve been fired before and I’ll fucking live.” —Craig Ferguson [Wrap]

“I’m under the influence of medical marijuana … I’ve never performed without it.” —Snoop Dogg [Larry King via Spinner]

“I remember Kanye coming in one time [when I worked at the BAPE store], and I was helping him get a couple things. I forgot to take a sensor off of one of the jackets he bought, and I had to run out the store to catch him before he left. Pretty funny me chasing after him in SoHo.” —Kid Cudi [Hype Beast]

“It is 3-D. It’s about a young commander of an army, who I play, and his king gets killed and he has to go off and he ends up teaming with the character Sinbad. And [my character] asks him if he’ll come back and defend his kingdom and they come back. There’s some really dark bad guys there and it’s an epic film.” [Will Sinbad play Sinbad?] “Um… yeah people have said that to me actually. I don’t know. You know someone action hero-ish [might be more fitting].” —Liam Hemsworth on Arabian Nights [MTV]

“No disrespect to Harry Hamlin, but I think he was a bit fey and he could have butched it up a bit.” —Sam Worthington on the original Clash of the Titans star [Parade]

“I’m very excited about the idea … singularly because it’s a two-hour representation of a 24-hour day. So for the first time, it will be very feasible in this 24 hours to go from England to Russia, or from China to Japan, depending on where they choose to set it.” —Kiefer Sutherland on 24 the movie [Variety]

Justin Bieber Heals the Deaf