In news that is sure to devastate Heidi Montag and horndog men everywhere, Disney has released a casting notice for the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides looking for “beautiful female fit models ” who must meet a set of criteria which includes having “real breasts.” “Do not submit if you have implants,” the notice instructs.
“In the last movie, there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whorish look, and men were pretty well padded too, and no one worried,” a former casting agent said, as reported by the Post. “But times are changing, and the audience can spot false breasts.”
According to the Post, women auditioning for a part will have to undergo a “Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges,” which doesn’t sound the least bit strange! No word on whether new cast member Penelope Cruz - who will be playing Blackbeard’s daughter and Jack Sparrow’s love interest - had to undergo such a test.