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Liam Gallagher, Conspiracy Theorist

“I have never seen a U2 fan. I have never seen anyone with a U2 shirt or been around someone’s house that has a fucking U2 record. Where do their fans come from? Where are they? I reckon they buy them.” —Liam Gallagher [NYDN]

“It has the cinematic scope of Lawrence of Arabia.” —Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex and the City 2 [Indian Express via Fark]

“[W]hen you end up doing it, you have this little patch on your privates. I didn’t really tape it up properly, so I’d spent so long taping it round myself and then literally it falls off within one second and it’s taped to the sheet. And you realize the whole crew are looking directly at your butt crack.” —Robert Pattinson on shooting love scenes with Emilie de Ravin in Remember Me [Times UK]

“I was only in one of the John Hughes films, and I never saw the other ones. I didn’t understand them. I kept hearing a really hip 40-year-old person talking in teenagers’ mouths.” —John Cusack [NYT]

“I stopped reading reviews in 2001, ‘cause I think Roger Ebert said that Zoolander was the reason why people hate America or something.” —Ben Stiller [CBS via Jezebel]

“I worked with a surgeon in London. I bought a half side of a pig, because pig flesh is very like human flesh, and he taught me how to cut through that with scalpels.” —Jude Law on preparing for Repo Men [HuffPo]

“I was incredibly stressed out. She was having contractions and it was tripping me out, so I called up our friend and she gave me a massage. I was sober at the time so I needed something to take the edge off.” —Scott Weiland on what he did when his then-wife Mary Forsberg went into labor for the first time [Details via Page Six/NYP]

Liam Gallagher, Conspiracy Theorist