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Nobody Wants to See Robert Pattinson Naked

“I offered to do a naked photoshoot, but no one wanted to see me naked. It started off with me naked and they were like, ‘Actually, just forget it.’” —Robert Pattinson on his Details photo shoot [View via IMDb]

“Steven [Spielberg] and George [Lucas] and I are sort of agreed on a germ of an idea and we’re seeing what comes of it.” —Harrison Ford on Indiana Jones 5 [BBC]

“I would rather die than have my fans not see me in a pair of high heels … You see legendary people taking out their trash, I think it’s destroying showbusiness.” —Lady Gaga [BBC]

“I am an action transvestite — not a transvestite transvestite. Wearing dresses and fighting people is my main thing, but I’m not going to be in girly mode at all. This is about giving away bits of metal you can kill people with, and I think that’s what we all want. We all want to come away with a weapon.” —Eddie Izzard on hosting the Independent Spirit Awards [USA Today]

“[A]t the end of the day I knew I would do whatever [director] Atom [Egoyan] needed from me in terms of nudity, but I knew he wouldn’t need much because he doesn’t really like to use it that much. He is a little uncomfortable with nudity.” —Amanda Seyfried on shooting love scenes with Julianne Moore in Chloe [News Shopper UK]

“My mum and I call them Vegas faces or Sellotape faces. They think they look sexy when they’ve got lips like vaginas.” —Kelly Osbourne on plastic surgery [More! via Insider]

“Then there was one [rumor] about jam. Apparently, I like to go into cafés and order scones and take out my mother’s homemade jam. And I take it with me everywhere. And in the same article, it said apparently Johnny Depp likes to travel with his own toilet seat.” —Gerard Butler [MTV]

Nobody Wants to See Robert Pattinson Naked