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The Fug Girls Rate the New Male Movie Stars

This August, the mercenary flick The Expendables hits theaters, featuring the boldface names of a previous blockbuster era — Stallone, Lundgren, Willis, Schwarzenegger — in what feels like one last fling before they’re all consigned to a life of denture paste and afternoon bingo. The title, intentionally or not, winks at a larger issue in Hollywood: With the sure-thing leading men of yore either having aged out of their signature roles or gotten bored with them, who can fill their marquee shoes? We’ve compiled a list of fresh meat we think Hollywood is peddling as the replacements for some old favorites. See if you agree.

The Fug Girls Rate the New Male Movie Stars