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JFK Reincarnated As Person With Questionable Taste in Jewelry

“Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace, there’s a possibility of me gaining second sight — like being psychic. … For instance, I went yesterday to a past-life regressionist, and he told me that in my past life I was assassinated. I’m pretty sure that I was JFK in my past life.” —Ke$ha [Interview via JustJared]

“I love the characters on it; yes [I’d do another one]. I am so proud of that franchise that, [if we can’t make it] until I have to wear a girdle and a toupee, that’s fine.” —David Duchovny on a potential X-Files 3 [MTV]

“I love, love 50 Cent. I think he’s just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he’s gay.” [Why?] “That cute little voice of his. It’s okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert.” —Rufus Wainwright [Details]

“There’s nothing more boring than a happy artist.” —Macy Gray [HuffPo]

“If I’m going to pursue a career in films I can’t always play Rasputin.” —Russell Brand on cutting his hair [Sun UK]

“I’m having a really bad day. I had a root canal and took a few too many Vicodin. But I’ve decided I never want to do anything without Vicodin anymore. If I can recommend anything to you tonight, it’s to go out and get hurt so you can get some of this stuff.” —Former SNL-er Darrell Hammond, performing in sweatpants and a baseball cap at comedy club Carolines [NYDN]

“I’ve lost weight which makes me feel terrible because I’ve always said that women should look the way they look, but you know, when you’re stick fighting and throwing knives all day, you tend to drop a few pounds. And I run a lot, I’m always on my feet and I’m always beating people up … I’m a 40-year-old female action hero.” —V’s Elizabeth Mitchell (who also played Juliet on Lost) [Press Association via IMDB]

“I think anybody can fall in love with Julianne Moore.” —Annette Bening, who plays Moore’s lesbian partner in The Kids Are All Right [People]

“I certainly have [inhibitions]. Sometimes playing a role or posing for a picture is about getting rid of some of them. I remember I was driven by my inhibitions to want to do Striptease. The major issue for me was not taking my clothes off, but dealing with why, in our puritanical society, we look down on women who do it for a living.” —Demi Moore [Parade]

“My hair can have its own TV show.” —Snooki [Pantene/YouTube]

JFK Reincarnated As Person With Questionable Taste in Jewelry