Given last night’s opening of American Idiot on Broadway, Jason Biggs says he’s already made plans for American Pie: The Musical. At opening night of La Cage aux Folles on Sunday, Biggs joked, “You know, we’re trying to adapt [American Pie] right now. There’s a bunch of pie slices just kind of, like, dancing around the stage, and then there’s also a bunch of dancing penises. Then the big finale is that all of the penises get stuck in the pies. It’s a whole thing,” he explained. “I don’t want to give away too much. Michael Mayer [Spring Awakening] is working on it, and you know, the guys from Green Day.” And since we caught him at the opening of a show that includes a lot of men in drag, Biggs also revealed that one time when he was in Hollywood, he dressed in drag and acted out a number from Gypsy for a charity event. He even says he wore his wife’s clothes around the house last Tuesday. “I sing, and then we have sex. I dance, and then we have more sex.” No word on whether any desserts were damaged. See more celebrity thoughts on drag and volcanoes in our Party Lines slideshow.