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Heidi Montag Is Going to Be a Very Successful Screenwriter

“I’m writing a movie right now. It’s very action packed. It’s Bourne-meets-Barbie.” —Heidi Montag [Us]

“Jim didn’t have breasts, and I think that was the reason. He should have taken home that Oscar. … In the past, Avatar would have won because they [Oscar voters] loved to hand out awards to big productions, like Ben-Hur. Today it’s fashionable to give the Oscar to a small movie that nobody saw.” —Sigourney Weaver [Folha Online via HuffPo]

“Conan, I want to be your first guest!” —Martha Stewart [MTV]

“It was one of those things I always struggled with, I never felt that I really nailed it. There was always a hint of Sean Connery and Roger Moore that was so indelible in my own mind … When I did Tomorrow Never Dies I knew the movie wasn’t up to speed, it wasn’t as good as Goldeneye.” —Pierce Brosnan on playing Bond [Daily Express UK]

“Why not, man? I can rock a tuxedo. The whole nation’s seen that. I’ve just got to get my lines right, that’s all.” —Dizzee Rascal after winning a “Who would you like to see play the first black Bond?” poll [Spinner]

“I want to say that I am completely, 100 percent on board with this move. I talked to Conan on Wednesday, and I talked to him last night, and I said, ‘I welcome you into my deep loving embrace.’ Then I said, ‘Let’s take the party and make it bigger and take it into the next generation of late-night TV.’” —George Lopez [George Lopez Show via MTV]

“I am working on a movie now that is … situated in 1914. Basically, Indiana Jones-ish you could say, but also Hitchcockian. We are scripting it. It’s an idea that exists already … from another medium, and so we are making it now into a film narrative.” [Which medium?] “A game, a video game.”—Director Paul Verhoeven [MTV]

Heidi Montag Is Going to Be a Very Successful Screenwriter