Big-time movie star Jake Gyllenhaal talked to David Letterman about how his childhood dreams of playing soccer for a living were dashed when his stage parents forced him into acting, comparing it to something like slavery. Poor Jake. On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy is still talking about the Lost finale, and over at The Late Late Show, Ben Stein seemed desperate to convince Craig Ferguson, and himself, that the Republicans really are a happy bunch of people despite frequently appearing to be very unhappy about a certain someone. Finally, Jay Leno’s got Russell Brand discussing how Venus Williams’ derriere could help him start a revolution. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.