This week’s American Idol is going to be a biggie. Not only will it crown the winner of the show’s ninth season and be the last episode for Simon Cowell, but it will mark the return of beloved crazy person Paula Abdul. People says Paula will be back to help send off everyone’s favorite British curmudgeon, but we know she’ll also be looking for a cute little contestant to squish, squeeze their head off, and dangle from her rearview mirror. [People]
