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‘Minge’ Seyfried Explains Tattoo, Sort Of

“It means vagina and I’m kind of proud of it. It’s my nickname. You can’t see it, but it’s called Minge and it’s slang in England. It has something to do with your pubic hair in the dictionary.” —Amanda Seyfried on her tattoo [Chelsea Handler via Sun UK]

“I also try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I’m not allowed to eat ‘cause my mom says it might be poisonous.” —Justin Bieber [Time]

“Courtney who? Who’s that?” —Fred Durst responding to a question about Courtney Love saying he ushered in “the worst era in rock and roll history” [TMZ]

“Courtney who? Who’s that?” —Fred Durst responding to a question about Courtney Love saying he ushered in “the worst era in rock and roll history” [TMZ]

“Most days we wouldn’t know what happened [with her]. We just found out that day. … At some point it became ‘how can I complete the movie.’ That was my one and only goal: not to have it fall apart.” —I Know Who Killed Me director Chris Sivertson on Lindsay Lohan [24 Frames/LAT]

“When you read it in black and white it sounds like I was being ridiculously aggressive, but one of the main misunderstandings is that I’ve been sold as an angry person and that’s just not true. I like to put a lot of effort into what I do and that comes with a certain amount of energy, especially when you’re weary and it requires you to dig deep inside yourself. I certainly have a temper that can flare up, but having a temper is a completely different thing from being an angry person.” —Russell Crowe [Telegraph UK]

“There was a lot of love on this set. I was among royalty. I also liked the fact that you have a woman director and women producers. It gave the film a lot of heart.” —Common on Just Wright [USA Today]

“That’s what the movie is all about. It’s all about me having the opportunity to be in bed with Common. I mean, what’s this all for if I can’t hook that up? No, I’m just kidding. But it’s not a bad day of work. I just want everybody to know that we didn’t go for an R-rating.” —Queen Latifah [Parade]

“I said I was going to do it, and here it is! It’s for all the girls and guys who want a lot more FANTASY in their lives … and some fierceness and magic, romance and mystery, crazy and wild adventures, and yeah, some danger too. It’s my novel called Modelland (pronounced ‘Model Land’) that takes you to a fantastical place you’ve never seen, or heard about, or read about before … Where dreams come true and life can change in the blink of a smoky eye.” —Tyra Banks [Tyra via People]

“The Jake Gyllenhaal workout plan … starts with growing long, long hair. Very long … gorgeous greasy locks and then washing every day … Wash, shampoo, then condition. Washing works the biceps and then the triceps by conditioning. And vigorously rubbing all of your body with soap really defines the abs and the pectoral muscles. And if you do squats while you’re bathing — that’s it!” —Jake Gyllenhaal [Entertainment Tonight Canada via People]

‘Minge’ Seyfried Explains Tattoo, Sort Of