Fresh off their co-appearance with Stephen Colbert at Conan O’Brien’s big Radio City gig, the guys from Vampire Weekend stopped by The Colbert Report to discuss the band’s place in the current vampire craze that has swept the nation. Though they technically predate the fad, Colbert took pleasure in pointing out the personal-grooming style that drummer Chris Tomson and a certain cinematic bloodsucker share. Up next, Jonah Hill tells Jon Stewart about the time he tried, and epically failed, to break the ice in a crowded elevator with Diddy and Jermaine Dupri. Wrapping things up with Jimmy Kimmel Live, Colin Farrell talks about how he once went to the hospital after putting a substance up his nose that, surprisingly, wasn’t cocaine. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.