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Tom Selleck Carelessly Reveals Huge Three Men and a Baby 3 Spoilers

“It is true that Disney checked my availability. And I know they checked Ted [Danson]’s and Steve [Guttenberg]’s, and then had a script written, I think tentatively called Three Men and a Bride, which kind of says it all [about the story].” —Tom Selleck on a Three Men and a Baby sequel [MTV]

“My mom’s like, ‘I’m so proud. You’re pole dancing and you’re going to play a prostitute. Awesome!’ It’s like, ‘Yeah, what you always dreamed about, mama!’ But you know, it’s a great part. … [Pole-dancing] really, really gets you in shape [and] it also really teaches you about your inner sexuality.” —Jennifer Love-Hewitt on playing a prostitute in the new Lifetime series The Client List [HuffPo]

“For the main version, the vibe is very sexy, very raw. There’s going to be a dance mix, but the main version won’t be dance.” —The Real Housewives’ Danielle Staub on her upcoming song [TV Watch/People]

“I spend literally hours on YouTube each day checking what people post about me, reading the comments and so on. And I was so surprised that many Depeche Mode fans appeared to be Lady Gaga fans. I didn’t know the band existed until I saw a mash-up of ‘Paparazzi’ with ‘Just Can’t Get Enough’. I advise everyone to check out Depeche Mode, they are so underrated.” —Lady Gaga on covering “People Are People” [QMS Radio via Side Line]

“M.I.A., the Glenn Beck of the left.” —The Decembrists’ Colin Meloy [ColinMeloy/Twitter via Pitchfork]

“I’ve never quite understood [previews]. Sometimes they’ll show you a preview for a movie on television — and then what’s the point of going? You know the whole thing! … If they did previews today for Gone With the Wind you’d have Clark Gable telling Vivian Leigh ‘Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn’ and then leaving her at the end. All in the preview.” —Larry David [Time]

“I’ve always respected what Wayne does, and Wayne, to me, is definitely one of the greatest in the game right now.” —Eminem on collaborating with Lil Wayne [MTV]

“[My daughter] just rolls her eyes and thinks, ‘Oh, my God, my dad’s a vampire. How embarrassing,’ I’m sure even Obama’s daughters say, ‘Oh, my God, my dad’s the president. How embarrassing.’” —Twilight’s Peter Facinelli [USA Today via Best Week Ever]

Tom Selleck Carelessly Reveals Huge Three Men and a Baby 3 Spoilers