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Katherine Heigl Honestly Trying to Relate to Stupid People

“Sometimes I say things that are stupid, but I’m trying to be honest and relate to other people.” —Katherine Heigl [USAT]

“I’m going to another level. I love the wigs and everything but, I’m so above this!” —Lil’ Kim, after doing a brief Nicki Minaj imitation in concert [Smart Sexy Rich Crazy]

“Only one girl can offset a whole gang of guys … That’s the beauty of collaborating with males and females … There’s something in the room, there’s a new energy, and it sort of wipes the slate clean. It gets rid of all the bullshit, and you can get some place really fast … It’s almost a good idea for an all-guy band just to have a girl sitting there, an engineer or something, in the room. Or a puppy. Or an axe murderer. Something extreme. That’s why we have Alison. We tried to get all three in one.” —Jack White on Dead Weather bandmate Alison Mosshart [Nylon via Ace Showbiz]

“Rue was a close and dear friend. I treasure our relationship. It hurts more than I ever thought it would, if that’s even possible.” —Betty White on Rue McClanahan [E! Online]

“She’s like a meteor that just came from outer space and landed on the pop landscape or pop/dance landscape. And just … there was dust in everyone’s face.” —Kylie Minogue on Lady Gaga [Access Hollywood]

“Breckin [Meyer] and I were a bit sad that nobody got to see us kiss.” —Ryan Phillippe on the deleted scenes in 54 [Advocate]

“Twitter is amazing. I don’t even have a Facebook account anymore. It’s amazing to me how fast — that ‘Donald for Spiderman’ thing happened and I walked out of my house and someone screamed at me, ‘Donald for Spiderman!’” —Donald Glover [Toronto City News]

“That scene was the reason I wanted to make the film. And that’s why it’s such a miracle this film exists. No studio wanted to make it, because of sexual part of the story. So we had to go to France. And the French, of course, had no problem with it.” —Splice director Vincenzo Natali on the movie’s sex scene [PopWatch/EW]

“I have met him once and he seems lovely. I really like him. Obviously, he’s done stuff in music, but it will really come down to the chemistry.” —Kara DioGuardi on Bret Michaels potentially joining American Idol [Parade]

“I really made an enormous mistake — clearly and obviously. And I’m really sorry about my choice of words.” —Kristen Stewart on saying that seeing paparazzi photos of herself was like seeing pictures of someone being raped [People]

“I don’t know if I have enough time to go into specifically how much they mean to me. But they make me who I am. Without them, I don’t know. At awards shows, I will always thank them, that and the hair.” —Jake Gyllenhaal on his abs [Ask Men]

Katherine Heigl Honestly Trying to Relate to Stupid People