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Rampage Jackson Clears Everything Up

“EVERYBODY LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP! … [N]ot only DO I NOT HATE gay people, I actually accept them for who and what they are. They always seem happy and most of them I met are very kind and nice individuals. … I don’t hate fat girls but I make fun of them too.” —The A-Team star Quinton “Rampage” Jackson on calling acting “gay [Rampage Jackson via Queerty]

“He was high out of his mind, getting these big wings tattooed on his body on the tour bus, for like six straight hours. And out of nowhere, everyone got on the bus and the bus started moving. I just kept my mouth shut. Rolled for like a week, ended up in Atlanta. That was the night we made our first bit of music together.” —Drake on meeting Lil Wayne for the first time [Heeb]

“SORRY to all the fans in Europe!!! My tour is cancelled. I’m pretty sure ya’ll know. My entry was denied in your country. I love you. SORRY.” —Chris Brown, in a since-deleted Tweet [ChrisBrown/Twitter via MTV U.K.]

“I’ve got to find something for him because he’s been texting me. I’ve got to figure it out. We’re going to find something for Mike.” —The Hangover director Todd Phillips on casting Mike Tyson in Hangover 2 [Movies Blog/MTV]

“It’s like a horror film.” —Robert Pattinson on Twilight: Eclipse [Movies Blog/MTV]

“The only way that I could ever be a size six is if I didn’t eat. I’m not naturally meant to be that size. Now I have those moments where I think, are my arms fat? Have I got a fat face?” —Gemma Arterton on feeling “depressed” by the way she looked in Prince of Persia [Telegraph UK]

“There are people I’d love to work with obviously. I have a wish list. I wanna work with some classics, like a David Byrne, like a Robert Plant. I’m also like, mildly infatuated with Rihanna who I’m going on tour with and I’m so excited to get to just kick it with her for months, so maybe you’ll see something that comes out of our hang time.” —Ke$ha [95.8 Capital via Prophet]

“I thought my [last] tour was pretty cute, but I think we’ll take it less cute … less like Betty Boop and Shirley Temple and more like a futuristic Betty Page pop art. Not like underwear and garters at every corner, but, who knows, maybe I will show you my garter this time.” —Katy Perry [Daily Telegraph]

“I would kill to be Batman, simple as that! … My ambition is to do some great movies and work with some fantastic filmmakers like David Finch, Peter Jackson and Jon Favreau. I’d love to be a super-villain after watching the first Iron Man. … I could play the new version of American Psycho. I love that movie, and I know every line from that movie.” —Ed Westwick [Independent UK]

“When she’s ‘on,’ there’s nobody like her. But there’s this misconception that she must be really catty. She’s a good person, super sweet and a loyal friend. But she’s also smart, and she’s making serious bread.” —Megan Mullally on Kathy Griffin [USAT]

Rampage Jackson Clears Everything Up