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Seth Rogen Recognized Everywhere He Goes

“My character’s name in Superbad was Seth. And then there’s Seth Rogen who’s a friend of mine who’s also very famous. He’s a very famous guy. So people would say, ‘Hey, Seth!’ and they’re referring to my character in Superbad. But then I get confused because I think that they think that I’m Seth Rogen, maybe. It’s very confusing sometimes.” —Jonah Hill [VF]

“Lady Gaga is someone who lives completely within [the industry]. That’s what you can get if you say ‘yes.’ I would have those outfits on and my hair would look like that and those are the songs I would sing. Everybody else on my label’s budget would get cut in order for my Grammy performance with Elton John to be banging.” —M.I.A. [Spread]

“There’s going to be a four week beatnik boot camp in Montreal that’s gonna be amazing because I haven’t read everything those guys read. There’s a huge education process that’s going to take place with the whole cast.” —Kristen Stewart on making the Kerouac adaptation On the Road [Movies Blog/MTV]

“I’m so very hot that when I rob your mansion … you ain’t call the cops, you call the fire station.” —Robyn, when asked what her personal tagline would be [HuffPo]

“I loved that. That absolutely made my day when I read that because I’m a huge fan of hers. I remember the first time I ever saw her on TRL. I was at MTV and was watching the monitor, and she was doing, I think, her first interview on TRL. She had a leotard on, and I just thought to myself, ‘That’s so daring. Her music must be daring like that.’ I went home and downloaded ‘Just Dance,”’ and it turns out that it was. And every move she’s made in her career is just as daring as wearing a leotard on TRL, so I’m a huge fan of hers.” —Taylor Swift on Lady Gaga’s admission that she likes to sing “You Belong With Me” at the top of her lungs [CMT]

“You weren’t allowed unless you were a girl or you’re gay.” —Katy Perry on filming her “California Gurls” video [MTV]

“People really hate Megan [Fox]. She’s a really nice girl. She’s just outspoken. … Women aren’t allowed to be anti-heroes or flawed. Megan got lambasted for talking about Michael Bay. Shia LaBeouf criticized another director, and he got called ‘refreshing’ and ‘honest,’ while Megan is a bimbo who should never work again. Women aren’t allowed to be as complicated as men.” —Diablo Cody [Très Sugar]

“Unlike werewolves, who are very hot, vampires are steely cold, so sex with the undead isn’t going to get hot and crispy. There’s no heartbeat, no adrenaline rush as you get close to the moment. But in terms of speed and timing, you may be able to have sex that lasts for days. Vampire sex is muscular and physical, so it could be tiring for a human guy to have sex with a female vampire.” —True Blood’s Stephen Moyer [Playboy]

Seth Rogen Recognized Everywhere He Goes