Just when you think a guy is so ubiquitous and shameless he never deserves your attention again, Snoop Dogg goes and tries to rent Liechtenstein — like, all of it — and pulls you right back in. Snoop was reportedly trying to shoot a music video in the tiny Western European country, but was rebuffed … and not because trying to rent an entire country is a crazy thing to do. Says Liechtenstein property agent Karl Schwaerzler, “We’ve had requests for places and villages but never one to hire the whole country before. It would have been possible, but Snoop Dogg’s management did not give us enough time.” It would have been possible! Okay, any other tiny European countries willing to step up to bat here? Monaco? Luxembourg? The Vatican?