Poor Sylvester Stallone told Dave Letterman a sad tale about how his prized dog was castrated because the pooch’s package did not fit Mrs. Stallone’s interior-design plan. The Expendables star said the canine’s bright-red reproductive organs clashed with his wife’s drapes, so she had him fixed while Stallone was away filming Rambo. What a nice lady! Up next on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon a very Bill Richardson–looking Horacio Sanz discusses what it’s like to follow Bigfoot on Twitter, and over at Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kyra Sedgwick tells Jimmy how bad of a dancer her footloose husband Kevin Bacon really is. Wrapping things up on The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson and Jeffery Dean Morgan are very interested in why Mary Lynn Rajskub’s one-woman show is called Mary Lynn Spreads Her Legs. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.