Jay Baruchel, who co-stars with Nicolas Cage in Disney’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, had ladies on the brain at the movie’s premiere earlier this week. Asked when his mastery of the French language (Baruchel is a proud Montrealer) — comes in handy, he answered candidly: “American girls like any music that’s remotely French, so that’s the only thing that helps. It could be the dumbest song in the world. If it sounds remotely French, they dig it.” Good to know! And on that note, Jay, what are you really looking for in a girl? “Patience and low expectations.” For more celebrity quotes, click through our Party Lines slideshow.