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Snooki Arrested

Details are still hazy, but TMZ reports that Jersey Shore’s Snooki was popped by cops a few minutes ago in Seaside Heights for disorderly conduct. Disorderly conduct! In related news, last night’s season-two opener was watched by 5.3 million people, making it MTV’s biggest season premiere in more than seven years. We hope you’re proud of yourselves. [TMZ]

Snooki Arrested