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Matt Damon Expecting Fourth Child

“OMG!! I’m on set @30 Rock next to Tina Fey & MATT DAMON is sitting behind me! I went over & said hi - think I just got pregnant! Jamal Damon” —Sherri Shepherd on Twitter [PopWrap/NYP]

“There was one moment when I got an email from the head of Marvel saying, ‘Just so we’re clear, your team is going to be … ’ and he listed the people I was going to have [working] on it. I looked at the email and had what I refer to as a ‘nerdgasm’. I was so happy that it almost frightened me. That was one of the most perfect moments I could have.” —Joss Whedon, director of the upcoming Avengers film, on what it was like writing an X-Men movie for Marvel. [Splash Page/MTV]

“But yeah, man, I wanted to rip this woman’s face off. She just would not shut up about it.” —Drew Barrymore, about a reporter who wouldn’t stop bringing up her wild youth [London Daily Standard via HuffPo]

“Darcy dies in the first scene, like in ‘Scream.’ Jane Foster goes insane and puts her head in a blender!” —Kat Dennings, on what she hopes will happen to her and Natalie Portman’s characters in a potential Thor sequel. [Splash Page/MTV]

“Hopefully, she’s not drunk. We were at a John Mayer concert together last night and it was just a mess trying to get her back in the car.” —Jimmy Fallon, anticipating Betty White’s scheduled appearance on Sunday night’s Emmy Awards [NYDN]

“He’ll have plenty of time for vacations when his one term is up.” —Dave Letterman, addressing President Obama’s supposed image problem during Tuesday night’s opening monologue [Speakeasy/WSJ]

“I’m obsessed with movies that deal with the supernatural and humans as aliens. Yeah, I’m weird.” —Something we don’t know about Snooki [Us]

“Eat something and drink water. She’s always worried about me getting dehydrated.” —Elisabeth Moss’s mom’s advice on Emmy night [Parade]

Matt Damon Expecting Fourth Child