Arson-threatening blow-job-demander Mel Gibson lost control of his 2008 Maserati in Malibu last night and crashed into a rocky hillside, totaling the car. He was uninjured. According to the police report: “DUI is not suspected in the accident … Mr. Gibson supplied all the pertinent information to the officers at the scene, gave a statement, and received a ride home from a friend.” He still has a friend! [TMZ]
