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Peeing on a Boat Not As Fun As It Sounds, Claims Adam Scott

“There’s a reason movies shot on the water, like Jaws and Water World, all have this storied past of being an enormous pain in the ass to shoot. It’s because shooting on the water is a pain in the ass. You’re on a boat. The camera is on a different boat. The outhouse is on yet another boat … If you have to use the bathroom a little boat comes over and picks you up while everyone is waiting. It’s a pain in the ass.” —Adam Scott [Speakeasy/WSJ]

“I think the 15-year-old me would be excited and flabbergasted, and also say, ‘Put on some clothes.’” —Katy Perry [NYT]

“I said HBO? I’ll never live that down.” —John Lithgow, following his embarrassing gaffe after winning an Emmy for his guest-starring role on Showtime’s Dexter [People]

“I’m going to find out this week. I’m showing exposed bone. I’ll get back to you.” Daniel Tosh, host of Comedy Central’s Tosh.0, responding to whether there’s a line his videos can’t cross [NYT]

“It’s so tame [laughing]. I feel like we paved the way for the destruction of morality on the tube.” —Christina Applegate, about Married With Children [Parade]

“Promises you the Citizen Kane of sex tapes. Honestly, Orson Wells makes a guest appearance.” “Recommends you wait for the Special Edition Sex Tape. Blu-Ray, director’s commentary, and bloopers!” —Spencer Pratt [SpencerPratt/Twitter via Us]

“The campaign would be based on me being the first lady. But it would also be based on a celebration of Levi trolling the town shirtless — or being photographed in the shower in various stages of undress.” —Kathy Griffin’s campaign advice for Levi Johnston [People]

“Originally in the script, [my character] Jimmy the Driver was just driving around town. But we decided to expand upon this experience that really happened to me when I was at a Super Bowl in Detroit … he quit in the middle of the party and just got a drink right there. And I was like, ‘Hey man, ain’t you supposed to be working?’ And this guy took his little work vest off and said, ‘Man, this party too good!’” —Terry Crews, on the inspiration for his character in “The Lottery Ticket” [Vibe]

“Roger sees opportunities to say things, and he looks around the room and goes, ‘Really? No one is going to say this? This is too good a moment to let pass.’” —John Slattery [LAT]

“It was literally like the President had come. We all had to wear wristbands. I couldn’t get into my own sets at one point, which I thought was hilarious.” —Ryan Murphy, on Britney Spears’s Glee cameo [E! via MTV]

Peeing on a Boat Not As Fun As It Sounds, Claims Adam Scott