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Ryan Reynolds Saves Life of Green Lantern Screenwriter

“There’s been rewrites and redrafts and sometimes different dialogue is transcribed by people… and somebody wrote it down wrong. Nobody caught it, and [then] at the last minute I did. [I told them] ‘You cannot get the Oath wrong! We had a meeting about this … this is where (the fans) will murder you.’” —Ryan Reynolds on catching an error in the Green Lantern script [IMDb]

“I found out on the Internet like the rest of the world.” —Joe Perry on Steven Tyler’s potential appointment to American Idol [Boston Herald]

“Fuck you, you hip motherfuckers! Why don’t you rock the fuck out?! Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip motherfuckers!” —Jack White to a Dead Weather crowd [NYDN]

“Yes as a matter of fact I did and it didn’t meet with much approval since when I stood in front of George Lucas he didn’t look at me once. Well, obviously I’m not the right type. [It] all worked out for the best since I don’t look good in spandex holding a ray gun.” —Sylvester Stallone on auditioning for Star Wars [Cinematical]

“If Justin Bieber asks me [to rap with him], I’ll say yes. Only because my daughter loves him.” —Mark Wahlberg [Page Six/NYP]

“I said, ‘Look, I know that you’re married and I don’t want to do anything inappropriate.’ And she said, ‘It’s all kind of inappropriate, huh?’” —Dominic Monaghan on kissing Megan Fox in Eminem’s “Love the Way You Lie” video [Us Weekly]

“When I came to the first table read, the script said ‘Betty Francis,’ and I nearly threw up.” —January Jones [The Envelope/LAT]

“You and I seem to be the only ones who are worrying about that. I worry myself sick about that. People have got to be throwing rocks at me, like they can’t get rid of me. No matter how I try to sell that to somebody and turn down a job, they keep coming back. If they want me to get off, just stop asking.” —Betty White on whether she worries about being overexposed [ArtsBeat/NYT]

Ryan Reynolds Saves Life of Green Lantern Screenwriter