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Elliott Gould Recalls First Mooning

“Robert Duvall was the first person who ever mooned me.” —Elliott Gould [NYT/ArtsBeat]

“It was like seeing Run DMC and Aerosmith doing that video together. It was like, ‘Yeah, man, we can all do this together and laugh about it.’” —Michelle Rodriquez on racial unity in Machete. [LAT]

“Fangs are very hot right now, if you’ve missed this trend.” —em>Robin Hall, executive producer of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade [NYT/ArtsBeat]

“I did it to get rid of the old Vienna, but now no one recognizes me. I have to scream at people saying, ‘I’m Vienna from ‘The Bachelor!’” —em>Vienna Girardi [NYP/Page Six]

“The fact that he’s worked so hard on his abs is going to allow him to control the movements he’s going to learn.” —Esther Francis, The Situation’s dance instructor on DWTS [NYDN]

“I grew up in the UK surrounded by movies and TV shows about spies — James Bond, ‘MI-5.’ But really I just try and channel my inner Angelina Jolie.” —Gugu Mbatha-Raw, on the inspiration for her spy character in the new J. J. Abrams series, Undercovers [WSJ/Speakeasy]

“I’m not a dancer and I’m not a singer, and I don’t have the kind of ass that should be mooned. I mean it’s sweet, it’s a sweet ass, but it’s little and it’s white.” —Chelsea Handler [MTV]

Elliott Gould Recalls First Mooning