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Fake Sex Hazardous to Emma Stone’s Health

“Oh, for the love, I can’t even simulate sex without dying! I had a little asthma attack, without any prior knowledge that I had asthma, during the scene where we had to jump up and down for hours and hours screaming and yelling on the bed. [It] was humiliating, because it was the second day of shooting.” —Emma

“Pretty much everyone on the set was an ex-con of some sort. And there
were probably a couple of guys there who were still robbing banks.”
Jeremy Renner, on being on the set of
The Town [LAT]

“Is that Shane Lopes? You were the most popular kid in my class! But you never wanted to date me, it was always Amanda Wayne. Oh yeah, you really chose right honey. What’s up. What’s up now, player. I’m going to dedicate this next one to Shane Lopes everyone.” —Katy Perry, performing at her old high school, then played “Ur So Gay.” [Radar Online]

“I’ll go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that … I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.” —Snooki [Us]

“I didn’t even know what ‘Teen Wolf’ was. I hadn’t seen the movie. I almost didn’t even go to the audition. Look at that.” —Dylan O’Brien, one of the stars of MTV’s new series Teen Wolf [a href=”http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1647970/20100915/story.jhtml”>MTV]

Fake Sex Hazardous to Emma Stone’s Health