From The Onion News Network: “You just make sure you soap up your arms before trying to work them through the tubes, because if they’re dry you’ll strip the skin right off.”
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From The Onion News Network: “You just make sure you soap up your arms before trying to work them through the tubes, because if they’re dry you’ll strip the skin right off.”
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