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Jon Hamm’s Handsomeness All an Act

“I don’t really have that much in comparison to the way Don holds himself. I’m not that guy. I don’t really look like that.” —Jon Hamm, in Rolling Stone’s cover story on Mad Men [via Us]

“It’s hard to disavow a movie when you’ve written, directed, and acted in it.” —Ben Affleck [NYT]

“I love the fact that in a studio movie, Universal financed a movie where the lead character is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocent people. It just cracks me up every time I think of that.” —Bruce Campbell on Army of Darkness [LAT]

“No, I hate seeing myself! I look dreadful, and my eyes are all shifty. I think I make a terrible impression.” —Jonathan Franzen on doing TV interviews [AV Club/Onion]

“The last time I didn’t wear tape after surgery, and my nose changed shape.” —Heidi Montag [Life & Style via Huffington Post]

“I know I got thrown around like a rag doll by a woman half my size. But it is what it is.” —Andy Cohen, about his experience moderating the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion [NYP]

“Other than the obvious ones like Jersey Shore, the economy, and — you know, I think the start of the fall of the empire was Father Of The Bride Part II. That was when I thought it was starting to crumble.” —Colin Quinn [AV Club/Onion]

“We used to start cocktail hour at 5 p.m. at my office, and we’ve done that probably for a good 6 to 8 months, but … now I’ve officially moved cocktail hour to 6 p.m. Because 5 p.m., they were getting a little too loopy too fast. And when I say ‘they,’ I really mean me. My default method is to just blame somebody else, but yeah, it’s actually me.” —Flipping Out star Jeff Lewis [Us]

Jon Hamm’s Handsomeness All an Act