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This Is Mike Tyson’s Biggest Regret

“[Tupac Shakur] always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it. I wish I did. That’s my biggest regret.” —Mike Tyson [AP via PopWrap/NYP]

“Let me just consult with my seven-year old self and see what he thinks … ” —Andrew Garfield, on accepting the role of Peter Parker [HR]

“In the studio, there was this pit where the owner would burn stuff. We’d burn old keyboards, computers, stuff them full of TNT and set them on fire. Taylor loves fire. I shouldn’t say this. One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early — she’d just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. We were grossed out.” —Ben Phillips, Taylor Momsen’s bandmate [Heat Magazine via MTV UK]

“I don’t know anything about the porn industry, but it’s the dirtiest medieval comedy you will ever see. I will guarantee you that. Oh my God, it’s ridiculously dirty. I mean, it’s like the most dirty humor that you could possibly come up with.” —Zooey Deschanel on Your Highness [AV Club]

“Yeah, Marilyn Manson, he’s fucking obsessed with the show. He goes so far as to dress up like Kenny.” —David Gordon Green, on Marilyn Manson’s love of Eastbound & Down [MTV]

This Is Mike Tyson’s Biggest Regret