Well, this makes three “Oh, bummer, we didn’t know we were rooting for you mid-level famous people to make it work until you couldn’t” breakups in the last week. Christina Aguilera and her regular dude husband, Jordan Bratman, have reportedly separated. The pair have a child and had a pleasing, “no one’s going crazy so long as we’re married and wear silly matching Halloween costumes and one of has a gnarly beard” vibe. This is just the latest bit of bad news in what has already been a tough year for Aguilera (poor album sales, postponed tour), putting even more pressure on Burlesque to turn her fortunes around. Which, obviously, it will. [Us Weekly]
