Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Dancing With the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba admitted that her show’s reputation as the hook up opportunity for has-been celebrities and attractive dancers is totally spot on. Inaba told host Jimmy Kimmel that dancers are generally incestuous and that even she fell in love with her first dance instructor only to move on to someone else the next week. Sarah Palin better be keeping a closer eye on Bristol Up next on The Late Late Show, John Malkovich tells Craig Ferguson that he doesn’t think people should smell like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian or him, and on The Daily Show Johnny Knoxville says he thinks that both he and Carl Paladino are douches, just not cut from the same bag. Wrapping things up on The Tonight Show, Jay Mohr instructs Jay Leno on how to turn your daughter into a stripper. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.