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Chris Pine Saves Runaway Burrito

“I once saved a breakfast burrito from crashing and disintegrating. On myself. I got a stain on my pants. I couldn’t wear the pants anymore. The definition of selfless. Suffice it to say, I’ve not done anything in my life that even approaches what the two gentlemen whom Denzel and I portray in this film did.” —Chris Pine, star of Unstoppable [MTV]

“Oh boy, they sure can. They couldn’t be done on network. You know, if I was doing this for one of the big three … I can’t even begin to imagine the restrictions and restraints and conversations we’d be having. I would not have even gotten through the first day of shooting, I’m sure.” —director Frank Darabont on bringing The Walking Dead to television [AV Club]

“I don’t have a personality fit for television. I just don’t. Even when I really feel like I’ve had fun with something and been totally fine and we talked about stuff that I thought was interesting — even then.” —Kristen Stewart on one of the reasons she comes off so bad in television interviews [LAT]

“I think she’s going to take over the world. Everybody has been really underestimating her … You don’t know what’s going on in that poof. She could be hiding a world of genius writing.” —Nicole Richie, author of Priceless, on her soon to be literary contemporary Snooki [VF]

“I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.” —Betty White [PopWrap/NYP]

Chris Pine Saves Runaway Burrito