The half man from Two and a Half Men just signed a new contract giving him $300,000 per episode. What’s the opposite of schadenfreude? “Angus T. Jones – who plays Charlie Sheen’s nephew Jake Harper on the show – signed a minimum 26 episode deal on May 12, 2010 … which means dude will make $7.8 mil over the next two seasons … plus a $500,000 signing bonus. That’s just the minimum he’s guaranteed. The reality is … CBS has guaranteed 48 episodes over the next two seasons, which means Angus would pocket $14.4 mil total, plus that $500,000 signing bonus.”