After weeks of antici — — — pation, we finally got our Rocky Horror–themed episode of Glee (read the recap here). But how did New Directions match up to the original movie version of the big numbers? Could Will and Emma match the original Rocky and Janet for “Touch-a Touch-a” titillation? Was Mercedes a sweet enough transvestite? And John Stamos’s patootie: Hot or not?
Compare Glee’s versions to the Rocky Horror originals and tell us: How did they match up? (At the end you can vote for who did it better, but as many commenters have already told us below, it’s a foregone conclusion. But hey, democracy marches on, right?)
"Science Fiction, Double Feature"
As Performed BySantana
As Performed ByUsherette
"Dammit Janet"
As Performed ByFinn and Rachel
As Performed ByBrad and Janet
"There's a Light"
As Performed ByNew Directions
As Performed ByRocky Horror
"The Time Warp"
As Performed ByNew Directions
As Performed ByRocky Horror
"Sweet Transvestite"
As Performed ByMercedes
As Performed ByDr. Frank-N-Furter
"Hot Patootie"
As Performed ByCarl
As Performed ByEddie
"Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me"
As Performed ByWill and Emma
As Performed ByRocky and Janet
Who did it better?
