Despite not having appeared on a talk show in a few decades, it looks like Conan’s first guest is gonna be Jack Nicholson. He was leading in the online poll, and this video cuts the options down to three, with Jack being the only real choice. It should be fun, but I can’t help but be a bit disappointed that Conan wasn’t put in the position of having to try to get Thomas Pynchon or the pope on his couch. Come on, internet. I thought you were more adventurous than this.