Leighton Meester Tilts
This is how far she has to lean over to compensate for the weight of that bag?
Penn Badgley Makes a Call
"No, I can't get her to put on bottoms. You come here and try."
Taylor Momsen Tries to Look Older ...
... by bringing her hemline way, way up, and pushing her boobs way, way down.
Leighton Hears Something
"Did you just say that Blake's boobs got cast in another movie?"
Leighton Tries a New Approach, Does Her Best Blake
"I just can't get them to go in front of my feet the way she does!"
Leighton and Ed Westwick See How the Other Half Lives
"You're right, Ed. Penn's dressing room is way smaller than ours."
Ed and Leighton Exchange Pleasantries
"If you blow a garlic burp in my face one more time, your testicles are going to wish they never got on the plane with you from England."
Jessica Szohr Drinks on Set
"What? It's the only way anybody will pay attention to me!"
Blake and Leighton Discover They Are Being Stalked by Two People
Not quite sure how this happened. We were wearing mustaches and everything.
Blake Models Her New Look
You know, the dressing-gown-tied-around-the-waist-because-it's-cold-out-and-I-cut-off-the-bottom-half-of-my-dress look. With Uggs.
Blake and Leighton Are Disgusted
"Wait, those two stalkers over there. Are they crying?"
This is what it looks like naturally, at rest.
She is both giving, and wearing, a whole lotta look.
Matthew Settle Closes His Eyes
Better that than trying to figure out what part of your jailbait television daughter it's safe to look at.
Leighton Is Very Excited
There's going to be a black man on the show! For the first time ever!
Blake and Samuel Page Look Away
Sometimes two beautiful people just have to do that, you know?
Blake and Samuel Dance
And sometimes they have to do-si-do.
Penn Brings a Cake for Everyone in the Crew
Blake and Penn Share a Moment
"You faked it how many times?" "Well, how many times did we have sex?"
Jessica and Taylor Have a Heart-to-Heart
"It's just. I'm always worried your vagina is going to get cold."
Blake Finds a New Friend
"You're so cute I could just eat you? Did you hear that? I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!"
Kelly Rutherford Dresses Like a Normal Person
A normal person with a $15,000 crocodile-skin Hermès bag.
Blake Expresses Shock
"I never knew a clavicle could be so warm!
Leighton Feels Like She’s Forgotten Something
"Why does everyone all of a sudden look four inches taller than they normally do?"
Blake Is Perturbed
"Those stalkers are still over there. I think they brought their parents."
Ed Gets a Surprise
Wow! Someone is actually old enough to legally drink on this show.
Blake Gets a Kick Out of Something
"Ha! You had me going there. For a second, I actually believed you consume calories after 12 p.m.!"
Blake Gets a Kick Out of Something Else
Blake Gets a Kick About One More Thing
Seriously, no one can believe the news about the black guy. (The one on the foreground. Not Stedman.)
Chace Crawford Is Pensive
He doesn't know why he hasn't turned up in this slideshow until just now.
Leighton Shares a Warm Moment With the Crew
Or is it a terrifying moment?
Blake Gets a Text
"Sometimes when Ben Affleck says he is LOLing, I don't believe he is actually laughing out loud."
Blake and Penn Share a Moment
For a little too long. Penn, seriously, it's time to let go.
Penn Tries to See If Any of His Mouth Still Tastes Like Blake
He stopped brushing the day they broke up, you see.
What, no one was looking.
Leighton Breaks Down
"How am I supposed to live in a world where Gwyneth Paltrow actually turns out to be a good person?"
Ed Westwick Jumps
Or does he fly?
Kate Cassidy Pals Around With Leighton
Leighton quietly worries if whatever show-killing disease she has is contagious.
Blake’s Nether Regions Make a Bold Move
Patterns say it all.
Leighton Wears Pants!
Until this very moment, we have never had evidence this girl has knees.
Jessica Is Caught Trying to Escape
"But I was just going to the park to try to set this jacket free!"
Leighton Has Learned From the Mistakes of Others
Ten points for dismount.
Taylor Has Something on Her Feet
And something on her torso. Yet again, nothing in between.
Chace is Sad
Seriously, why is he so left out of this slideshow??
Penn Whispers to Blake
"I can't taste you anymore. Can I eat some of your hair?"
The purse weighed ten more actual pounds than the book. But the burden of reading was so much heavier ...
Leighton and Kevin Zegers Share a Moment
"How funny would it have been if we had actually gone to school in real life."
Leighton Makes an Uneasy Alliance
"Just never show up on set in that outfit if I also happen to be wearing it, okay?"
Chace Meets a Sidewalk Perv
Leighton and Penn Enjoy Espresso Doppio
Penn has just made a joke about how this coffee is so good it's "dope, yo."
Kevin Has Had Enough
"I really think I'm much more of a Zac Efron from Charlie St. Cloud than from Hairspray, okay?"
Ed Has Found Out There Is a New Cast Member
"I'm hoping that when I've turned around, you've made her go away. I'm counting down from ten ... "
Blake Faces Front
Aw, this one's just for old times' sake.