The recently rehabbed Charlie Sheen released a statement yesterday about his current situation. (Current, though not long-lasting: His flack said Sheen was expected back on the set of Two and a Half Men at the end of February, because, definitively, Charlie Sheen only needs four weeks in rehab.) He said:
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people.
I want to say “thank-you” to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros., especially Les Moonves and Bruce Rosenblum for their concern and support.
And to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much.
Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, “thank-you.”
That’s a lot of thank-yous from someone you would expect to be saying “sorry,” or at least “oops.” (Also, what’s with the creepy double entendre-ing about “swords”? Not the time to obliquely refer to your ween, Sheen!) Are we supposed to say, “You’re welcome”? Because we don’t want to.