Charlie Sheen just won’t quit: Sheen is miffed that CBS and Warner Bros. ordered a shutdown of Two and a Half Men, so he did what we all might: issued show producer Chuck Lorre a nasty open letter via TMZ. Of late, Sheen has repeatedly referred to Lorre by variations of his real name, Charles Levine:
“What does this say about Haim Levine after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together… Charlie Sheen”
Okay, somebody take his computer away from him now.