At the 2011 Nightlife Awards, Vulture caught up with New York Magazine approved stand-up comedian and 30 Rock writer Hannibal Buress, and asked him for a memorable anecdote from performing in small clubs. “A butch lesbian grabbed my balls one time when I was onstage,” Buress told us. “That happened when I was doing open mics in Chicago. I didn’t know whether to be happy or offended by it. It was mixed emotions.” For more amusing celebrity quotes, click through our Party Lines slideshow.