Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth

A pitch-perfect one from today’s Onion, Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth: “‘The voters sent us to Washington to stand up for individual liberty, not big government,’ Rep. Steve King (R-IA) said at a press conference. ‘Obama’s plan would take away citizens’ fundamental freedoms, forcing each of us into hastily built concrete bunkers and empowering the federal government to ration our access to food, water, and potassium iodide tablets while underground.’”

Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That […]