This comedic monologue by Joe Wengert, performed last night at Dave Holmes and Rob Delaney’s Mapping the Heavens show at UCB in LA, is one of my very favorite things. This video is from a performance of the same monologue from last year, but I assume it was pretty similar last night. I wasn’t there, but knowing that it happened is a good enough excuse for me to post this, right? Seriously, if you’ve got 8 minutes to spare, watch this. It’s pretty much perfect.