If you’re like me (constantly returning things you shouldn’t have bought to Target), Mindy Kaling’s Fashion Week tweets will usher you into a exciting fantasy world filled with pants that don’t have gaping holes where your thighs rub together. A fantasy world, since Kaling’s reports are completely made up. “Sat next to Katie Holmes at Calvin Klein. Tried a drinking game where we sip from my flask when we saw ‘clean lines.’ She was not into it. #NYFW,” Kaling tweets. Sounds like the only way to sit next to Katie Holmes.
