If there was one comedian we’d love to dangle us over a tank of sharks while a laser inched ever closer to our genitals, that person would definitely be Paul F. Tompkins. Which is great, because Comedy Central is developing Evil Genius for Tompkins, which he’ll co-write with The Best Show’s Tom Sharpling. The show focuses on Professor Tiberius Lynch, a super villain who has successfully taken over the world…and now has to deal with every office drama that comes with keeping a world-wide empire in busness. I’m imagining News Radio with the occasionally octopus super-soldier. So, a great show, is what I mean.