How many times has Hollywood adapted Alexandre Dumas’s The Three Musketeers? A whole bunch of times! (Timely peg: Charlie Sheen was even in one.) Okay, okay, okay: But how many times has Hollywood adapted Alexandre Dumas’s The Three Musketeers … in 3D?! The new trailer for the the latest production — directed by Paul “Don’t Call Me Paul Thomas Anderson” W.S. Anderson and starring Orlando Bloom, Christoph Waltz, Milla Jovovich and various non-famous British people in lead roles — is here, and is surprisingly kind of badass. Totally silly, possibly unnecessary, and somewhat numbing — but kind of badass! Let’s just say there is not one but two scenes of Jovovich pulling out filthy Matrix-style lean-back moves while swashbuckling, and leave it at that.
