What to Watch/DVR This Week

Well, lots of things are not new this week. But although there is certainly not the amount (too much) of new TV to which we’ve all grown accustomed, there is still an overwhelming amount of new TV to watch. Great!

For example, two of your all-time favorite Seths will be on Conan this week. Seth Green on Monday and then Seth Rogan on Thursday. “Cool.”

Then on Wednesday, Spike is airing a special called “Charlie Sheen’s Winningest Moments,” which is very fresh and probably a lot about the tragedy of domestic and substance abuse.

Friday, there will be two new Comedy Central Presents specials, featuring Louis Katz and Jay Larson.

Then, Saturday night brings us the ultimate episode of An Idiot Abroad, during which Karl Pilkington will come home and wow everyone with everything he’s learned. Or maybe just be made a fool of? It’s hard to predict! And later that night, Saturday Night Live will be hosted by Zach Galifianakis. And then Sunday will bring us a new Bob’s Burgers.

So, great. That should be enough to get us through the week, right? Program your DVRs accordingly.

Monday, March 7

CBS

8:00PM How I Met Your Mother

Comedy Central

9:00PM - 11:00PM It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

11:00PM The Daily Show (Sen. Rand Paul) [New]

11:30PM The Colbert Report (Joshua Foer) [New]

IFC

10:00PM - 11:00PM Arrested Development

11:00PM The Larry Sanders Show

TBS

11:00PM Conan (Seth Green) [New]

Tuesday, March 8

Comedy Central

8:00PM Onion SportsDome [New]

8:30PM Tosh.0

9:30PM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts

10:00PM Tosh.0 [New]

10:30PM Tosh.0

11:00PM The Daily Show [New]

11:30PM The Colbert Report (Dan Sinker) [New]

Fox

8:00PM Glee [New]

9:00PM Raising Hope [New]

9:30PM Traffic Light [New]

IFC

10:00PM Freaks and Geeks

11:00PM The Larry Sanders Show

Wednesday, March 9

ABC

8:00PM The Middle

8:30PM The Middle

9:00PM Modern Family [New]

9:30PM Mr. Sunshine [New]

Comedy Central

11:00PM The Daily Show (Aaron Eckhart) [New]

11:30PM The Colbert Report (David Brooks) [New]

IFC

10:00PM Undeclared

10:30PM The Ben Stiller Show

11:00PM The Larry Sanders Show

Spike

10:00PM Charlie Sheen’s Winningest Moments [New]

TBS

11:00PM Conan (Pee-wee Herman) [New]

Thursday, March 10

Cartoon Network

12:00AM Eagleheart [New]

12:15AM Children’s Hospital

12:30AM Robot Chicken

12:45AM Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Comedy Central

11:00PM The Daily Show (Trey Parker, Matt Stone) [New]

11:30PM The Colbert Report (Mark Moffett) [New]

FX

10:00PM Archer [New]

10:30PM Archer

11:00PM Archer

NBC

8:00PM Community

8:30PM Perfect Couples

9:00PM The Office

9:30PM Parks and Recreation

10:00PM 30 Rock

10:30PM Outsourced

TBS

11:00PM Conan (Seth Rogan) [New]

Friday, March 11

Comedy Central

11:00PM Comedy Central Presents: Louis Katz [New]

11:30PM Comedy Central Presents: Jay Larson [New]

E!

10:00PM The Soup [New]

HBO

9:00PM The Ricky Gervais Show [New]

9:30PM Eastbound & Down

10:00PM Real Time With Bill Maher [New]

IFC

10:00PM Onion News Network

10:30PM Portlandia

11:00PM Mr. Show With Bob and David

Saturday, March 12

NBC

11:30PM Saturday Night Live (Zach Galifianakis / Jessie J)

Science Channel

10:00PM An Idiot Abroad [New]

Sunday, March 13

Cartoon Network

11:30PM Children’s Hospital

11:45PM Robot Chicken

12:00AM Superjail!

12:15AM Aqua Teen Hunger Force

12:30AM Squidbillies

12:45AM Mongo Wrestling Alliance

FOX

8:00PM Simpsons [New]

8:30PM Bob’s Burgers [New]

9:00PM Family Guy

Showtime

9:00PM Californication [New]

10:00PM Shameless [New]

What to Watch/DVR This Week