Like a sculptor carves a piece of marble to find the statue hidden within, so too has Found Footage edited a bathing suit contest to be bikini-babe-free, leaving only the audience’s surprisingly staid reactions behind. I’ve never been to a bathing suit contest, but based on this footage it apparently elicits the kind of deep contemplation normally reserved for a parent’s wake or doctor’s office. Hope you had your blood pressure checked recently, or you might find yourself pondering the ineffable mysteries of human existence, in addition to some sweet, sweet butts.
