Look, I know what Sam says in Found Footage’s Rent-A-Friend video, but I’m pretty sure whatever he’s taking a look at, it ain’t your apartment ifyouknowwhatI’msaying. I also suspect this whole video is a ruse covering up his tragic, unquenchable need to show his high school yearbook to complete strangers. Man, how sad would it be if his unrequited love Nancy actually did buy this Rent-A-Friend video and heard Sam talking about her? More sad, is the answer. A teeny bit more sad.