Last night on Jimmy Fallon, Nick Offerman, who plays Ron Swanson on Parks And Rec, ate a Ron Swanson turkey burger, a five-pound meat monstrosity mentioned on “Soulmates” and soon made manifest via the awesome power of the internet and “>devoted nerdlinger fans. Soon Ron will be married to actress Megan Mullally and Nick will be a Libertarian, until their two realities combine seamlessly into one. Like a hyper-masculine Mobius strip, this guy.
