Scratching that itch you’ve had since Surf Ninjas, CBS has ordered a pilot of Rob Schneider’s new sitcom, most likely for mid-season release. Based on Schneider’s life, the show centers around Rob’s marriage into his wife’s Mexican-American family. The family will be comprised entirely of monstrous women with appetites that only Schneider can satisfy. I’m only kidding about that last part. IF ONLY.