Big government hand jobs. Awkward interracial foot rubs. The combination of Conan’s snow-white Yeti feet and his painful laugh-gasm face. There is no element of Jason Sudeikis’ Conan interview that doesn’t have me mirroring Andy’s increasingly distressed smile. Even when Sudeikis checks under the seat cushion is strange. For what? What’s under there? The Horrible Bosses clip was the least dark part of this whole segment.